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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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write-it-motherfuckers:

Person A: “Hey! Anybody home?!”

Person B: “Yeah! I’m in the lab! Don’t come in unless you want to see a dead body though! I’m trying to pull it’s brain out through it’s nose so I can keep the bones!”

Person A: “You’re wha- Oh my go-” *Staggers out of the room and starts dry heaving*

Person B: “….I literally could Not have been clearer, you daft fuck.”

…. is this not John and Sherlock…?

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